Being a Diver

Once I used to be a diver

but now I have retired

because once I was diving in the ocean

I got stung by a jellyfish

but I remembered learning that urine is a good remedy for jellyfish stings

so I peed down legs

atleast I felt better

but I couldn't stop peeing

and my costume was wet

and my oxygen was low

and there was a group of jellyfishes surrounding me

but I ran and finally survived

that was the story of my last dive

By Ojas Bhatnagar